1. There needs to be snow. And because it is not winter anymore, but spring, you'll need to go to the mountains or a pole for natural snow. Artificial snow can't be used to make a terrorist snowman!
2. Make one large ball for the lower body. Make sure the ball has a diameter >132 cm!
3. Roll a second ball to make the upper body. This ball needs to be smaller than the 1st ball.
4. The third ball forms the head. This ball must be bigger than your own head.
5. Glue the balls together with 1 second glue.
6. Find a scarf and a hat in matching colours.
7. Some stones for the eyes and mouth. The nose is made of 2 big, twisted carrots. To large branches form the arms.
8. To make your snowman alive and evil, you'll need to go to the closest post-office. Ask for the manager, and ask the manager for the 'secret ingredient'. The codeword is: final meltdown.
9. The little packet that you got from the manager should be stapled to the inside of your snowman's hat.
10. Give the snowman weapons to your likings. This could be a hairdryer, but also an accordion.
Congratulations! You've just build yourself a terrorist snowman! Good luck with your snowman.
I do not take responsibility for any (harmful) actions done/caused by the snowman. Building a terrorist snowman in totally at your own risks and costs.
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ReplyDeletei think im gonna build one ;)
ill call him shelly and give him a peanut as weapon
love you!
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